On the edge of (il)legality since 2012.
Life is Porno was spilled all over the shorts. You will get pockets so deep and zipped that none of your three saints - phone, keys, wallet - will ever get lost.
It fits perfectly with Illegal hoodie and Illegal slides.
Material 100% bio cotton.
Wash on 30°.
Avoid the dryer but feel free to iron on the inside.